ADHD? Read this post for the experience!

So my dear sweet mother is setting up a blog, YAY! And since I have been a sinner with zero blogs this year I decided to mend my ways. This is a random blog, read on if you dare because you are entering Andrew's brain.

Do your feet ever itch like the dickens at random times? Oh man, so mine are totally doing that right now. It's weird because they started doing it yesterday morning. I said to myself: "Andrew, this is your brain, put lotion on your feet." Of course I didn't want to do that because lotion makes my skin all disusting-like. And then when I go play video games the gooeyness gets into the cracks of the controller and drives me insane! Insane like the Xbox 360 controller's directional pad. What a peice of crap that is! I was playing Halo with my brother last night and it was like GAY! The dumb thing hardly moves and feels like your thumb trying to move an elephant around. What a dumb design. Who came up with that peice of plastic anyway? Oh yeah! So plastic sucks too by the way. So after work today I come home and start eating corn on the cob and we have this medeteranian sea salt shaker thing. So I am using the grinder thing to put salt on my corn and the dumb thing drops to the ground. And of course part of the plastic top breaks off and the shaker leaves a nice spray of salt on the kitchen floor. So I clean it up but also notice that some of it has gone into the cracks of the floor! Oh yeah so get this. We totally have to rip up our kitchen floor (and the dining room too) because this idiot who built our house put in this lame pipe that broke and is now spewing water underground and costing us a buttload of money. What a jerk, who thinks he can cut back on building supplies and get away with it? Oh and speaking of getting away with it I totally cut of this guy in his truck today on main street. It was amazing because I should have wrecked but that didn't happen because I am an awesome driver. I also happen to drive an awesome car. Although it is a clutch and today my left foot had been bugging me because of this itch I have had....oh yeah. Right. So this morning I learned my lesson and put lotion on my feet. It was a little better then yesterday. Ahem.